So as you all know I was obviously born in North Korea, and raised to become an overlord of an isolationist nation. Although my dream was to raise a dumpling stand that would someday land the dumpling industry into the stock market, my family has always wanted me to follow traditions. Basketball is my favorite sport. I don't play, but I watch. My favorite player is Kobe Bryant because he's a great shooter, like I am. Katy perry is my favorite artist, and fireworks is my favorite song. I am a huge fan, and I've actually watched her when she visited. Life in North Korea was peaceful, even if I couldn't have the dumpling stand.

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